Puppy Love: Germany x Reader

Hope you like dogs! Now, go brush your teeth so you don't get cavities children, I know you weren't expecting anything this sweet from me. I know, I know, I should have killed someone, right? Oh well... I'll just go write something meaningful or smexy or sad to make up for it...

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Can you tell I’m trying different points of view so I don’t spend the rest of my life writing reader inserts?

Anyway. What’s this? I’m finishing old stories on my desktop? Well, I must be putting off all my homework, right? No? It’s all finished?

Welp. Better get the chainsaws, it’s time for the zombie apocalypse.

Since I’m doing shit I should probably go do requests.... Or paint my nails. I think I’ll paint my nails. I haven’t in a while...

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Hetalia and all its characters belong to Himaruya Hidekaz

You belong to Mother Russia, da?